The 42 of Food & Nutrition

xoxoxoBruce · 02-22-2015, 07:31 PM

Oh the humanity, the suffering of the people deluged with claims and counter claims from shills for food companies, vitamin hucksters, Medical corporations, and tax cheats.
The answer was so simple... Celery.

monster · 02-22-2015, 07:57 PM

My first Saturday Job was in a women's clothes store when I was 16. We had a piped instore "radio" station. The program was 30 minutes long and looped and we only got a new edition once a month. One month the DJ's fun factual anecdote was that celery was the perfect diet food because it took more calories to chew it than it contained. Every, 30. minutes.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-22-2015, 09:59 PM

OMG, every 30 minutes. At least if it was a song you could sing along, but a joke, no matter how funny it starts out, loses much luster after the pies are munched. Isn't there a blurb on the net with that?

Sundae · 02-23-2015, 04:29 AM

I had to listen to Asda FM for six months (evening job to clear my debts).
That wasn't what I was paid to do, I was stacking shelves. But it started over Christmas. I went from Shade to Thin Lizzy to Don Henley.
You think I'd have learned my lesson...

I just got hooked on the cheap clothes and 10% discount instead.
No celery was harmed in the settling of my finances.

monster · 02-23-2015, 05:43 PM

it doesn't work if you spend the money you earn on cheap clothes or anything 10% discount.... you still have to pay the 90%...even celery can't fix that.

I'm not celery about ur finger.

02-22-2015, 07:31 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The 42 of Food & Nutrition Oh the humanity, the suffering of the people deluged with claims and counter claims from shills for food companies, vitamin hucksters, Medical corporations, and tax cheats. The answer was so simple... Celery. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-22-2015, 07:57 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My first Saturday Job was in a women's clothes store when I was 16. We had a piped instore "radio" station. The program was 30 minutes long and looped and we only got a new edition once a month. One month the DJ's fun factual anecdote was that celery was the perfect diet food because it took more calories to chew it than it contained. Every, 30. minutes. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-22-2015, 09:59 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	OMG, every 30 minutes. At least if it was a song you could sing along, but a joke, no matter how funny it starts out, loses much luster after the pies are munched. Isn't there a blurb on the net with that? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-23-2015, 04:29 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I had to listen to Asda FM for six months (evening job to clear my debts). That wasn't what I was paid to do, I was stacking shelves. But it started over Christmas. I went from Shade to Thin Lizzy to Don Henley. You think I'd have learned my lesson... I just got hooked on the cheap clothes and 10% discount instead. No celery was harmed in the settling of my finances. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-23-2015, 05:43 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	it doesn't work if you spend the money you earn on cheap clothes or anything 10% discount.... you still have to pay the 90%...even celery can't fix that. I'm not celery about ur finger. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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