Fruit Pizza

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2012, 03:34 AM

Sounds weird but really good.

Cover a pizza pan with the crescent roll dough and bake till brown.
Cover with cream cheese that's been thinned out and vanilla added.
Cover about the center half with well drained crushed pineapple.
Cover the whole thing with blueberries, strawberries, and Kiwi... or whatever.
Thin apricot jam (sugar free for me) with water, and heat in the microwave.
Paint the thinned jam over everything, to hold it together when serving.
Pop it in the fridge, and serve cold.

Would I lie to you, my oldest and dearest friends?... if it didn't involve money or sex?

Aliantha · 10-12-2012, 04:01 AM

Yummm. You could do that hot too, like a flambe couldn't you? If you just poured a bit of something yummy from the liquor cabinet over the top...with a little brown sugar. Voila!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2012, 06:05 AM

I forgot, the cream cheese gets 2 teaspoons of sugar (Splenda for me) along with the vanilla.

Ali, I'm in.

jimhelm · 10-12-2012, 06:40 AM

Looks like a thin crust fruit flan

orthodoc · 10-12-2012, 06:52 AM

Looks delicious, whatever you call it

Clodfobble · 10-12-2012, 07:37 AM

A friend of mine used to make something like that, except she used strawberry jam for the "tomato sauce," and scattered pieces of fruit a little less liberally over the top, to resemble more of a traditional pizza topping look.

Spexxvet · 10-12-2012, 07:59 AM

My mother and wife have both made this, but their recipe uses a giant sugar cookie for the crust.

Lola Bunny · 10-12-2012, 10:38 AM

That looks absolutely delish. There are birthdays coming up. Gonna try it.

Thanks, Bruce!

Lola Bunny · 10-12-2012, 10:54 AM

Question: The cream cheese is softened, add sugar and vanilla, then thinly spread onto the crust, right?

Gravdigr · 10-12-2012, 01:47 PM

Looks like Walt Disney puked on a pizza crust.

Pass, no thanks.

Oddly though, I like everything that's on it. Except the pineapple, pineapple makes my mouth raw and sore.

infinite monkey · 10-12-2012, 01:50 PM

Yeah. No. Disgusting.

Puke Pie.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2012, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

My mother and wife have both made this, but their recipe uses a giant sugar cookie for the crust.

Yes, she makes it that way for people that are more sugar tolerant.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola Bunny

Question: The cream cheese is softened, add sugar and vanilla, then thinly spread onto the crust, right?

Yes, you got it.

Lola Bunny · 07-01-2013, 09:17 PM

Hmmm.....Bruce, how much cream cheese do you use?

ZenGum · 07-02-2013, 12:08 AM

Kind of like a pavlova with pizza base instead of meringue.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Oddly though, I like everything that's on it. Except the pineapple, pineapple makes my mouth raw and sore.

Pineapple can do that. It contains enzymes that break down human proteins. Pineapple workers can have their fingerprints removed, and if you try to live on nothing but pineapple, it will eat away at your innards.

You might be extra sensitive.

Undertoad · 07-02-2013, 11:04 AM

(Bruce is on vacation this week and last)

10-12-2012, 03:34 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Fruit Pizza Sounds weird but really good. Cover a pizza pan with the crescent roll dough and bake till brown. Cover with cream cheese that's been thinned out and vanilla added. Cover about the center half with well drained crushed pineapple. Cover the whole thing with blueberries, strawberries, and Kiwi... or whatever. Thin apricot jam (sugar free for me) with water, and heat in the microwave. Paint the thinned jam over everything, to hold it together when serving. Pop it in the fridge, and serve cold. Would I lie to you, my oldest and dearest friends?... if it didn't involve money or sex? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-12-2012, 04:01 AM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yummm. You could do that hot too, like a flambe couldn't you? If you just poured a bit of something yummy from the liquor cabinet over the top...with a little brown sugar. Voila! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-12-2012, 06:05 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I forgot, the cream cheese gets 2 teaspoons of sugar (Splenda for me) along with the vanilla. Ali, I'm in. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-12-2012, 06:40 AM	#4
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Looks like a thin crust fruit flan __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-12-2012, 06:52 AM	#5
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Looks delicious, whatever you call it __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

10-12-2012, 07:37 AM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	A friend of mine used to make something like that, except she used strawberry jam for the "tomato sauce," and scattered pieces of fruit a little less liberally over the top, to resemble more of a traditional pizza topping look. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-12-2012, 07:59 AM	#7
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	My mother and wife have both made this, but their recipe uses a giant sugar cookie for the crust. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-12-2012, 10:38 AM	#8
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	That looks absolutely delish. There are birthdays coming up. Gonna try it. Thanks, Bruce!

10-12-2012, 10:54 AM	#9
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Question: The cream cheese is softened, add sugar and vanilla, then thinly spread onto the crust, right?

10-12-2012, 01:47 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Looks like Walt Disney puked on a pizza crust. Pass, no thanks. Oddly though, I like everything that's on it. Except the pineapple, pineapple makes my mouth raw and sore. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-12-2012, 01:50 PM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yeah. No. Disgusting. Puke Pie.

07-01-2013, 09:17 PM	#13
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Hmmm.....Bruce, how much cream cheese do you use?

07-02-2013, 11:04 AM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	(Bruce is on vacation this week and last)

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