Look Foot!footfoot

Trilby · 11-25-2011, 06:26 AM

I get the distinct feeling that you are pissed (maybe that's an exaggeration - maybe you're just peeved) at me.

Whatever the level, you seem irritated at me because of the whole unfortunate Bambi's Aunt thing.

Allow me to say: I get hunting. I am no hunter but I do get it.

I eat meat.

I think PETA goes too far but they are a necessary weirdness because animal abuse goes too far. PETA helps to balance the universe out.

I love animals - but I DO EAT MEAT. A lot of cows, actually.

I couldn't kill a cow, though.

I know deer pops. need to be thinned. I know deer can be a nuisance.

It's just those big, brown eyes and pretty coats and graceful nature of deer that puts me off killing them.

What I'm trying to say, footfootfoot, is that I love you, man. I really LOVE YOU, MAN! and I don't want you to be pissed at me b/c of the Bambi thing. If you're going to pissed at me let it be because I stole your percocets.

Kisses!!

Peace!

Brianna

jimhelm · 11-25-2011, 07:14 AM

you have a whole anthropomorphism thing to contend with, m'dear. Those huge glistening wet eyes are not reflective of some kind of pure and gentle spirited deer with kindness in their hearts. They are reflective of being large enough to take in sufficient light to get around after dark, and wet enough to keep the gnats from damaging them.

think of them as large mice.

Griff · 11-25-2011, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

you have a whole anthropomorphism thing to contend with, m'dear. Those huge glistening wet eyes are not reflective of some kind of pure and gentle spirited deer with kindness in their hearts. They are reflective of being large enough to take in sufficient light to get around after dark, and wet enough to keep the gnats from damaging them.

think of them as large delicious mice.

FTFY

Trilby · 11-25-2011, 07:37 AM

I wouldn't eat a mouse, either.

Not even a large, Delicious mouse.

Not even Mickey.

footfootfoot · 11-25-2011, 07:49 AM

"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."

Brianna I am not even the slightest bit peeved at you. All this time I thought we were having lighthearted, witty banter.

There are few things that piss me off. I'll start a list and let you know.

In the meantime, xoxoxox

Trilby · 11-25-2011, 08:43 AM

oh, good!

Sometimes, with the written word, it's hard to get all the subtleties across.

Let's just stick with lighthearted witty banter.

footfootfoot · 11-25-2011, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

oh, good!

Sometimes, with the written word, it's hard to get all the subtleties across.

Let's just stick with lighthearted witty banter.

Wait, what about the hot, monkey sex?

Sundae · 11-25-2011, 09:01 AM

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Let's just stick with lighthearted witty batter.

FIFY

jimhelm · 11-25-2011, 09:13 AM

mmm...lightly battered delicious mice hearts!

zippyt · 11-25-2011, 10:19 AM

Bri ,
You would be suprised what you would eat if thats all you had

Trilby · 11-25-2011, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

Bri ,
You would be suprised what you would eat if thats all you had

Yeah. The whole 'green eggs and ham' thing.

Sundae · 11-25-2011, 10:42 AM

I dunno.
It's I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here... season on ITV at the moment.
They moan and moan about being hungry and feeling weak and lightheaded. Then when one of them gets an eating challenge on a bushtucker trial they refuse to eat!

Can't be that hungry then.
As my Nan used to say to me.
She lived through times of real shortages in her life, and it gave her a better insight into what real hunger was, and what you would eat to assuage it.

Didn't make it any easier for me to eat cauliflower though.
I'd prefer green ants.

jimhelm · 11-25-2011, 11:12 AM

have you tried steaming it, adding sour cream and butter, then whipping it up like Mashed potatoes?

yummeh

zippyt · 11-25-2011, 11:16 AM

MMMMM Green ants and a Bit of Soy sauce !!!!!

Sundae · 11-25-2011, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

have you tried steaming it, adding sour cream and butter, then whipping it up like Mashed potatoes?

yummeh

No.
Because:
1) I wouldn't buy and eat it by choice
2) if the 'rents have bought it, it's because they like the original taste
3) if I ever force it down it would be because it was good for me therefore
4) your recipe would probably be yummy and therefore unhealthy
nice idea though.

Despite the above, I might actually try it

If they like it, it will always be referred to as Cherry's way of making cauliflower, no matter how much I (weakly) protest that it's not my recipe.

ETA - I assume you're referring to cauli and not green ants.

11-25-2011, 06:26 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Look Foot!footfoot I get the distinct feeling that you are pissed (maybe that's an exaggeration - maybe you're just peeved) at me. Whatever the level, you seem irritated at me because of the whole unfortunate Bambi's Aunt thing. Allow me to say: I get hunting. I am no hunter but I do get it. I eat meat. I think PETA goes too far but they are a necessary weirdness because animal abuse goes too far. PETA helps to balance the universe out. I love animals - but I DO EAT MEAT. A lot of cows, actually. I couldn't kill a cow, though. I know deer pops. need to be thinned. I know deer can be a nuisance. It's just those big, brown eyes and pretty coats and graceful nature of deer that puts me off killing them. What I'm trying to say, footfootfoot, is that I love you, man. I really LOVE YOU, MAN! and I don't want you to be pissed at me b/c of the Bambi thing. If you're going to pissed at me let it be because I stole your percocets. Kisses!! Peace! Brianna __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-25-2011, 07:14 AM	#2
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	you have a whole anthropomorphism thing to contend with, m'dear. Those huge glistening wet eyes are not reflective of some kind of pure and gentle spirited deer with kindness in their hearts. They are reflective of being large enough to take in sufficient light to get around after dark, and wet enough to keep the gnats from damaging them. think of them as large mice. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-25-2011, 07:37 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I wouldn't eat a mouse, either. Not even a large, Delicious mouse. Not even Mickey. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-25-2011, 07:49 AM	#5
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker." Brianna I am not even the slightest bit peeved at you. All this time I thought we were having lighthearted, witty banter. There are few things that piss me off. I'll start a list and let you know. In the meantime, xoxoxox __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-25-2011, 08:43 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	oh, good! Sometimes, with the written word, it's hard to get all the subtleties across. Let's just stick with lighthearted witty banter. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-25-2011, 09:13 AM	#9
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	mmm...lightly battered delicious mice hearts! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-25-2011, 10:19 AM	#10
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Bri , You would be suprised what you would eat if thats all you had __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-25-2011, 10:42 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I dunno. It's I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here... season on ITV at the moment. They moan and moan about being hungry and feeling weak and lightheaded. Then when one of them gets an eating challenge on a bushtucker trial they refuse to eat! Can't be that hungry then. As my Nan used to say to me. She lived through times of real shortages in her life, and it gave her a better insight into what real hunger was, and what you would eat to assuage it. Didn't make it any easier for me to eat cauliflower though. I'd prefer green ants. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-25-2011, 11:12 AM	#13
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	have you tried steaming it, adding sour cream and butter, then whipping it up like Mashed potatoes? yummeh __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-25-2011, 11:16 AM	#14
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	MMMMM Green ants and a Bit of Soy sauce !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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