raising children, by slang

slang · 01-01-2003, 09:03 PM

The pic sums up the slang philosophy. Anyone agree?

wolf · 01-02-2003, 12:14 PM

My own theory of childrearing, based on years of experience in committing other people's problem children is relatively straightforward.

In the early years, children should be loved, fed, and nurtured. Then they go mobile and get out of diapers.

From that point on, until the age of 25, kids should be kept in a box or moderately sized closet.

Food and other items may be introduced into the enclosure as necessary.

Uryoces · 01-06-2003, 02:33 PM

I like Titus's take on childhood trauma: Get down off your cross, build a bridge, and get over it.

"When I was a child..." has been used as a pretty lame excuse for some equally lame adults. It's 15 minutes of shame/fame on Oprah.

My personal excuse for myself is that I didn't get enough sleep in High School, so I', makin' up for it.

01-01-2003, 09:03 PM	#1
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	raising children, by slang The pic sums up the slang philosophy. Anyone agree? Attached Images __________________ FTFF

01-02-2003, 12:14 PM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	My own theory of childrearing, based on years of experience in committing other people's problem children is relatively straightforward. In the early years, children should be loved, fed, and nurtured. Then they go mobile and get out of diapers. From that point on, until the age of 25, kids should be kept in a box or moderately sized closet. Food and other items may be introduced into the enclosure as necessary. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-06-2003, 02:33 PM	#3
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	I like Titus's take on childhood trauma: Get down off your cross, build a bridge, and get over it. "When I was a child..." has been used as a pretty lame excuse for some equally lame adults. It's 15 minutes of shame/fame on Oprah. My personal excuse for myself is that I didn't get enough sleep in High School, so I', makin' up for it.

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