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Old 05-12-2010, 04:06 PM   #1
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Nestle Juicy Juice Kiwi-Strawberry

Nectar of the freaking Gods.
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Old 05-12-2010, 06:00 PM   #2
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I hate all things kiwi.
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Old 05-12-2010, 10:22 PM   #3
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Like. I was told it was filled with too many sugars, don't care.
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Old 05-12-2010, 11:10 PM   #4
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How about Nestle actively discourages breastfeeding in third world countries so they can sell more formula?
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:08 AM   #5
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Old 05-13-2010, 08:06 AM   #6
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I hate all things kiwi.
Fruit? Lamb?! Shoe polish?!? Crowded House?!?!?!?!

Shame on you.
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:28 PM   #7
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My ex-sis-in-law loves the Kiwis: all her jokes, theme parties, events are new to them, or were new to them at first launching! And they're so enthusiastic to try new things.
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:33 PM   #8
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Fruit? Lamb?! Shoe polish?!? Crowded House?!?!?!?!


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...bairns...
Bairns?
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:38 PM   #9
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Bairns?
Jinx and LJ have what is sometimes referred to as a "replacement set."



As I approach 50 I find it increasingly difficult to drink something called "Juicy Juice."

That being said, I made a choice a couple of weeks or so ago in a convenience store to purchase a product called "Belly Washers" because:

1. It was 100% Juice and the MinuteMaid equivalent was <7% juice and added both high fructose corn syrup and Splenda.

2. The sports cap featured HelloKitty in a cowgirl outfit.
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:29 PM   #10
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Jinx and LJ have what is sometimes referred to as a "replacement set."



As I approach 50 I find it increasingly difficult to drink something called "Juicy Juice."

That being said, I made a choice a couple of weeks or so ago in a convenience store to purchase a product called "Belly Washers" because:

1. It was 100% Juice and the MinuteMaid equivalent was <7% juice and added both high fructose corn syrup and Splenda.


2. The sports cap featured HelloKitty in a cowgirl outfit.
The rest is irrelevant.
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:01 PM   #11
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I didn't know there was actually any juice in juicy juice.

Not only that. I didn't think kids needed a cute name to drink juice.
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:18 PM   #12
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Sure there's juice in Juicy Juice. It's from the fruit of the juicy tree.
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:22 PM   #13
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Their tagline used to be "100% juice for 100% kids," but that policy may have changed.
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:26 PM   #14
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Old 05-13-2010, 04:38 PM   #15
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Their tagline used to be "100% juice for 100% kids," but that policy may have changed.
Out of necessity, I'm sure it has...as kids these days are maybe 96% kid, at best.
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