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Old 05-26-2010, 01:10 AM   #1
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The Other Day I Was _____ (Madlibs, cellar style)

The other day I was _______ing on the _______, when, all of a sudden, a _______ ______ed me right in the ______. I said "______ the _____, are you _____ing _____?"
Needless to say, I was _____. And then (Here's where you come up with a short paragraph with blanks where you want them. We'll make a story, I love stories...)
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Old 05-26-2010, 07:48 AM   #2
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The other day I was looking in on the Cellar, when, all of a sudden, a post grabbed me right in the brain. I said "What the heck, are you suggesting Gravdgr?"
Needless to say, I was hooked. And then I ___________ quickly, before I _________ my _________. Of course, it ______ lots of _______ to _______ or this will _______ quite quickly. I hope that (Here's where you come up with a short paragraph with blanks where you want them. We'll make a story, I love stories...)
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Old 05-26-2010, 10:28 AM   #3
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The other day I was looking in on the Cellar, when, all of a sudden, a post grabbed me right in the brain. I said "What the heck, are you suggesting Gravdgr?"
Needless to say, I was hooked. And then I farted quickly, before I called my friend. Of course, it took lots of time to dissipate so this will finish quite quickly. I hope that I can waft it away before he arrives. And then the ___________ dropped out of __________ because __________ had seen ___________. I went bezerk! I _________ the _________ and then suddenly it all fell into place.

(Here's where you come up with a short paragraph with blanks where you want them. We'll make a story, I love stories...)
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Old 05-26-2010, 11:36 AM   #4
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The other day I was looking in on the Cellar, when, all of a sudden, a post grabbed me right in the brain. I said "What the heck, are you suggesting Gravdgr?"
Needless to say, I was hooked. And then I farted quickly, before I called my friend. Of course, it took lots of time to dissipate so this will finish quite quickly. I hope that I can waft it away before he arrives. And then the oxygen masks dropped out of the cabin ceiling because the stewardess had seen the greenish vapor. I went bezerk! I saw the air marshal and then suddenly it all fell into place.

When we landed_________ everyone on the plane_________ while we__________ to the tune of _________. At the gate, hundreds of________ sat ________ and ____________ as we crawled on our bellies to the baggage carousel.
"Well, that certainly must have been a ____________ time." Observed one of the _________.
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Old 05-26-2010, 01:37 PM   #5
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The other day I was looking in on the Cellar, when, all of a sudden, a post grabbed me right in the brain. I said "What the heck, are you suggesting Gravdgr?"
Needless to say, I was hooked. And then I farted quickly, before I called my friend. Of course, it took lots of time to dissipate so this will finish quite quickly. I hope that I can waft it away before he arrives. And then the oxygen masks dropped out of the cabin ceiling because the stewardess had seen the greenish vapor. I went bezerk! I saw the air marshal and then suddenly it all fell into place.

When we landed upside down, everyone on the plane sang while we dug out to the tune of "Oh, dem golden slippers. At the gate, hundreds of hoboes sat begging and stinking as we crawled on our bellies to the baggage carousel.
"Well, that certainly must have been a fun time." Observed one of the muggers.
"_______________, I said, as I kicked a _______ in the ________. Then we all went to the _________ for a __________.
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Old 05-26-2010, 07:17 PM   #6
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The other day I was looking in on the Cellar, when, all of a sudden, a post grabbed me right in the brain. I said "What the heck, are you suggesting Gravdgr?"
Needless to say, I was hooked. And then I farted quickly, before I called my friend. Of course, it took lots of time to dissipate so this will finish quite quickly. I hope that I can waft it away before he arrives. And then the oxygen masks dropped out of the cabin ceiling because the stewardess had seen the greenish vapor. I went bezerk! I saw the air marshal and then suddenly it all fell into place.

When we landed upside down, everyone on the plane sang while we dug out to the tune of "Oh, dem golden slippers. At the gate, hundreds of hoboes sat begging and stinking as we crawled on our bellies to the baggage carousel.
"Well, that certainly must have been a fun time." Observed one of the muggers.
" Bollocks!"I said, as I kicked a bad habit in the way that only an addict can. Then we all went to the diner for a beanfeast.

In hindsight, I can't believe I was so ___________. The mildewed menu indicated the diner was called ________'s __________. and that the specials were ________, deep-fried __________ and live __________. We ________ the door open, and
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Old 05-26-2010, 07:20 PM   #7
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winner thread, digger.

suggestion:

when you are going to reply, post 'MARK' and then edit ....so that people will know there is one coming..


or Dibs, or whatever....

this is not a dibs post, btw
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Old 05-26-2010, 08:14 PM   #8
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or just type quick..... maybe it's more fun if you don't have time to polish your work....
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Old 05-27-2010, 04:43 PM   #9
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(meanwhile, back at the diner) In hindsight, I can't believe I was so hammered. The mildewed menu indicated the diner was called Hooty's Minge, and that the specials were haggis, deep-fried haggis and live haggis. We queaved the door open, and
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