Fan Songs

monster · 01-04-2010, 10:04 PM

Nevermind "Let's Go Blue" and all that crap.... this is the real stuff:

go ahead and top that....

Cloud · 01-04-2010, 10:13 PM

I'm sure that means something. to someone. twats, perhaps?

yeah, okay . . . I was disappointed this wasn't actual filk.

lookout123 · 01-04-2010, 10:15 PM

friggin awesome monster.

monster · 01-04-2010, 10:20 PM

hmmm

monster · 01-04-2010, 10:26 PM

I love the way you can hear the Manc accent in this. Well I can, anyway

ah, memories....

monster · 01-04-2010, 10:33 PM

another flashback to a mispent youth ...how well I know these lyrics....

and a final piece de resistance:

Oh how I giggle when the local press reports that two U of M fans were thrown out of the stadium for bad language

monster · 01-04-2010, 11:11 PM

and here's the real goosebump stuff for me even though I'm not a pool fan

smile stuff

DanaC · 01-07-2010, 05:02 AM

My favourite was one that was sung by Bolton fans during the Bolton - v - Bury derby. Haven't got it on film alas.

" There ain't no 'L' in Bury! So why are you using our postcode?"

[eta] can defo hear the Manc twang in Blue Moon lol

Also, loving the anti-police vibe on Two hats. Ahhhh Manchester, so much to answer for.

Undertoad · 01-07-2010, 10:39 AM

You can see how You'll Never Walk Alone becomes something to sing, but Two Hats? Was that a song before they sung it on the kop?

Sundae · 01-07-2010, 10:58 AM

That's more a chant than a song.
Like the referee's a wanker.
Or perhaps more like score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel etc

This might shed some light on the matter.
The composer of modern football chants interviewed on the South Bank Show

DanaC · 01-07-2010, 11:06 AM

And there's always the old favourite:

"You're goin home in a fuckin ambulance!"

Also: "He killed your nan!" sung by Liverpool fans to Man U fans, referring to murderer Harold Shipley.

and, "Who ate all the pies?,
Who ate all the pies?,
You fat bastard, you fat bastard ,
You've ate all the pies!."

and my personal favorite: "You're so shit it's unbelievable "

@ Sundae: oh I'd forgotten that sketch. Ahhh, back when Rob was funny. I loved him/ He did a gig in Hebden a year or so ago and apparently it was appalling. He was just falling flat. Ended up reverting to his old 90s material just to get a laugh. J thinks he may have been a bit worse for drink.

Sundae · 01-07-2010, 11:27 AM

I've just bought the Mary Whitehouse Experience DVD. From eBay of course, second hand!

That's odd re Newman - I've known a couple of people who have seen him and thought he was marvellous. I know he's much more political these days, but that should be okay in Hebden, surely? Same - I assumed he was doing really well...

DanaC · 01-07-2010, 11:30 AM

I've seen some of his recent stuff and wasn't mega impressed. But, I think the main problem was he just wasn't performing well that day. J said he seemed pissed.

DanaC · 01-07-2010, 11:30 AM

Here's another fan chant from Man U

How wide do you want the goal,
How wide do you want,
How wide do you want the goal.

and:

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
Id fly over Maine Road tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below below
Shit on
Shit on
Shit on the bastards below

01-04-2010, 10:04 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Fan Songs Nevermind "Let's Go Blue" and all that crap.... this is the real stuff: go ahead and top that.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-04-2010, 10:13 PM	#2
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I'm sure that means something. to someone. twats, perhaps? yeah, okay . . . I was disappointed this wasn't actual filk. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-04-2010, 10:15 PM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	friggin awesome monster. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-04-2010, 10:20 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	hmmm __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-04-2010, 10:26 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I love the way you can hear the Manc accent in this. Well I can, anyway ah, memories.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-04-2010, 10:33 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	another flashback to a mispent youth ...how well I know these lyrics.... and a final piece de resistance: Oh how I giggle when the local press reports that two U of M fans were thrown out of the stadium for bad language __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-04-2010, 11:11 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	and here's the real goosebump stuff for me even though I'm not a pool fan smile stuff __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-07-2010, 10:39 AM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You can see how You'll Never Walk Alone becomes something to sing, but Two Hats? Was that a song before they sung it on the kop?

01-07-2010, 10:58 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	That's more a chant than a song. Like the referee's a wanker. Or perhaps more like score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel etc This might shed some light on the matter. The composer of modern football chants interviewed on the South Bank Show __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-07-2010, 11:27 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've just bought the Mary Whitehouse Experience DVD. From eBay of course, second hand! That's odd re Newman - I've known a couple of people who have seen him and thought he was marvellous. I know he's much more political these days, but that should be okay in Hebden, surely? Same - I assumed he was doing really well... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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