Jan 30, 2009: Super Snack

xoxoxoBruce · 01-30-2009, 01:17 AM

Hmmm, Friday image.
Well it's kind of warm, but no too fuzzy.
It is edible though, if you've got the constitution of a garbage disposal.

Holy Taco designed and built this special for the Super Bowl.

Guacamole, Queso Dip, Salsa, Sour Cream, Vienna Sausages, Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Slim Jims, Monterey Jack, Twinkies, Bacon, Nacho Cheese Doritos, Cheetos, Corn Tortilla Chips, Chex Mix, and a 20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage for the (optional) Blimp.

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285

I'll take a lot of beer to wash that sucker down.

DucksNuts · 01-30-2009, 01:26 AM

I dont know what...

Vienna Sausages, Slim Jims, Monterey Jack, Twinkies, or Chex Mix...but I will try anything twice

Are they twinkies around the outside? I've only had twinkies once and they are gross!!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 01-30-2009, 01:41 AM

Around the outside... check.
Gross... check.
Yup, that be them.

You can see how it's assembled at the link.

SPUCK · 01-30-2009, 03:43 AM

Yes that IS them - little cakes filled with white pus.

newtimer · 01-30-2009, 05:18 AM

Looks like a piece of bacon is trying to escape by climbing over the Twinkies closest to the camera.

spudcon · 01-30-2009, 05:23 AM

Remove the toothpicks before letting your dog eat it.

capnhowdy · 01-30-2009, 06:12 AM

Truly a gastronomical masterpiece. It'll take a lot of beer to get the balls to eat this.

Pie · 01-30-2009, 07:41 AM

If you replaced the twinkies with shortie coldcut subs, you might have a more appetizing edifice.

TheMercenary · 01-30-2009, 08:50 AM

Holy crap! That is crazy!

Cloud · 01-30-2009, 08:57 AM

what, they're hanging the sausage from the light fixture?

TheMercenary · 01-30-2009, 09:07 AM

You could gain weight just looking at that picture.

glatt · 01-30-2009, 09:14 AM

I'd eat some of it. Mostly just taking some of those tortilla chips and dipping them in the salsa end zone. That would be fine. The twinkies and bacon are kind of gross though.

Cane · 01-30-2009, 09:46 AM

This snack, which screams, "eat me," in its own way, is the Jeffrey Dahmer Special. (AMC had a biographical movie about him on last night.) It was concocted by a person who sees his/her fellow human beings as just so many snacks. Every time this person bites into a corn chip, pops a cheese doodle in his/her mouth or munches down a handful of Chex mix, he/she grins wickedly and imagines that the salty taste fits right in, and crunching sounds are from the bones.

"They say he's got to go, g-go-go Godzilla . . ."

chrisinhouston · 01-30-2009, 10:10 AM

There was some guy on NPR who wrote a book on the Super Bowl who said that the National Avacado Council (yea there is a trade group for everything) estimates that on Super Bowl Sunday if you add up all of the guacamole eaten that day it would fill a pro football stadioum 9 feet deep. Be a great place to take a belly flop!

Undertoad · 01-30-2009, 10:19 AM

They're lining up on their own 10 and it's first and goal at the 10.

I'm betting on the white cheese team because somebody has et the yellow cheese team running back.

01-30-2009, 01:17 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jan 30, 2009: Super Snack Hmmm, Friday image. Well it's kind of warm, but no too fuzzy. It is edible though, if you've got the constitution of a garbage disposal. Holy Taco designed and built this special for the Super Bowl. Guacamole, Queso Dip, Salsa, Sour Cream, Vienna Sausages, Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Slim Jims, Monterey Jack, Twinkies, Bacon, Nacho Cheese Doritos, Cheetos, Corn Tortilla Chips, Chex Mix, and a 20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage for the (optional) Blimp. TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375 TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285 I'll take a lot of beer to wash that sucker down. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-30-2009, 01:41 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Around the outside... check. Gross... check. Yup, that be them. You can see how it's assembled at the link. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-30-2009, 05:23 AM	#6
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Remove the toothpicks before letting your dog eat it. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

01-30-2009, 06:12 AM	#7
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Truly a gastronomical masterpiece. It'll take a lot of beer to get the balls to eat this. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-30-2009, 07:41 AM	#8
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	If you replaced the twinkies with shortie coldcut subs, you might have a more appetizing edifice. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

01-30-2009, 01:26 AM	#2
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I dont know what... Vienna Sausages, Slim Jims, Monterey Jack, Twinkies, or Chex Mix...but I will try anything twice Are they twinkies around the outside? I've only had twinkies once and they are gross!!!!

01-30-2009, 03:43 AM	#4
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Yes that IS them - little cakes filled with white pus.

01-30-2009, 05:18 AM	#5
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	Looks like a piece of bacon is trying to escape by climbing over the Twinkies closest to the camera.

01-30-2009, 08:50 AM	#9
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Holy crap! That is crazy! __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-30-2009, 08:57 AM	#10
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	what, they're hanging the sausage from the light fixture? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-30-2009, 09:07 AM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	You could gain weight just looking at that picture. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-30-2009, 09:14 AM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'd eat some of it. Mostly just taking some of those tortilla chips and dipping them in the salsa end zone. That would be fine. The twinkies and bacon are kind of gross though.

01-30-2009, 09:46 AM	#13
Cane Same Rhetoric, Different President Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lake Worth, FL, USA Posts: 9	This snack, which screams, "eat me," in its own way, is the Jeffrey Dahmer Special. (AMC had a biographical movie about him on last night.) It was concocted by a person who sees his/her fellow human beings as just so many snacks. Every time this person bites into a corn chip, pops a cheese doodle in his/her mouth or munches down a handful of Chex mix, he/she grins wickedly and imagines that the salty taste fits right in, and crunching sounds are from the bones. "They say he's got to go, g-go-go Godzilla . . ." __________________ "True!--nervous--very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad?"

01-30-2009, 10:10 AM	#14
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	There was some guy on NPR who wrote a book on the Super Bowl who said that the National Avacado Council (yea there is a trade group for everything) estimates that on Super Bowl Sunday if you add up all of the guacamole eaten that day it would fill a pro football stadioum 9 feet deep. Be a great place to take a belly flop!

01-30-2009, 10:19 AM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	They're lining up on their own 10 and it's first and goal at the 10. I'm betting on the white cheese team because somebody has et the yellow cheese team running back.

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