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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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Cellar Cock Exchange!
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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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LOL. Just the thought sent me rolling off my chair...cuz of the pictures that would come!!
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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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hee hee
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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*blinks* where's that from CG? It rings bells with me.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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eric idle
meaning of life
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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Thankyou!!!
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#9 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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I have nothing to bring to the party. Can I get a rental?
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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I am envious...
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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Huh uh, Dana...it's peanuts you're envious of, remember? Peanuts! lol
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
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If I post a pic of my cock, how many would follow suit? Of course we'd have to NFSW the thread and buy some more scotch.
I mean cause if I got to send mine to someone in exchange for theirs, I'm outa heah. I like mine fine, anyway.
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