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08-18-2008, 06:07 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Breaking News!
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that
can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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08-19-2008, 12:42 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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In that case, it should also play videos.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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08-19-2008, 07:47 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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In related news, looking forward to all television transmissions going digital in February of 2009, the FCC is implanting Digital TV receivers in men's asses and long range antennas in their penises. (Antennae, penii?)
Now get on the roof, lie still, and shut up. Grey's Anatomy is on. 
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