Aussie Sex Surrogates...

DucksNuts · 04-18-2007, 07:48 PM

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21578522-2,00.html

I'm thinking we should market this idea extensively overseas, I mean its not prostitution...no no no...its therapy.

I mean, $600 and my man comes out *fixed* of his sexual problems....money well spent???

04-18-2007, 08:34 PM

We Westerners are really sexually inhibited and hung-up to the point of deviance being the norm.
This is an excellent idea, not prostitution in any way and could really help a lot of people, couples and families in so many ways I hesitate to even try to pin down even a few examples.

Aliantha · 04-18-2007, 08:36 PM

talk about crazy scientists...

Perry Winkle · 04-18-2007, 08:39 PM

Sounds like fun.

Therapy used to be the accepted way for high society folks to feed their drug addictions. Now it's a way for them to indulge in prostitutes without penalty.

Great.

lumberjim · 04-18-2007, 11:43 PM

If you're so fucked up sexually that you need therapy........and somehow come to the conclusion that a sex therapist is going to benefit you and your spouse........

wait. i don't get it. you realize that you are all fucked up sexually.......and you're a married guy....who has a ...wife. and you determine that you need to pay a 'professional' to educate you?

yeah.....bullshit.

you want a hooker, cuz you're too embarrassed to tell your wife that you have the urge to get fucked in the ass with a dildo.....or whatever weird thing you like..... that's why hookers should be legal and regulated.

Or maybe, you could just be honest with people from the very beginning and accept the consequences of their reaction.

Ibby · 04-18-2007, 11:49 PM

Aussie sex surrogates?

Yes please. Do they come in six-packs?

DucksNuts · 04-19-2007, 05:13 AM

Prostitutes are very legal and well regulated over here.

I dont think you need a six pack Ibby, just take the pay for 4 sessions n get the introductory session to [insert your desired act here] free.

piercehawkeye45 · 04-19-2007, 12:54 PM

I would never use something like this but I don't have any problem with it.

I don't think it is prostitution because only 15% of cases actually had sex, not that there is anything wrong with prostitution anyways.

I think this should be a last resort but if it works, it probably could do a lot for relationships and confidence.

Shawnee123 · 04-19-2007, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

you want a hooker, cuz you're too embarrassed to tell your wife that you have the urge to get fucked in the ass with a dildo.....or whatever weird thing you like..... that's why hookers should be legal and regulated.
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snippage

jinx, I'm so sorry he had to tell you this way.

lumberjim · 04-19-2007, 01:49 PM

hey.

if i wanted any lip from you, i'd have scraped it off my zipper.

Shawnee123 · 04-19-2007, 01:51 PM

zzzzzzzzziiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggg! (slinks away)

pourbill · 04-19-2007, 01:52 PM

I used to happily reflect on how many women I had helped over the years but this makes me feel cheated. $600! I let so many get off for just the price of a show and dinner. I feel cheap now.

cowhead · 04-19-2007, 05:04 PM

gotta go with Lj on this.

footfootfoot · 04-19-2007, 07:27 PM

It would take a lot more than $600 to cure me of my sexual problems...

wolf · 04-20-2007, 02:09 AM

Perhaps you can get a volume discount?

04-18-2007, 07:48 PM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Aussie Sex Surrogates... http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21578522-2,00.html I'm thinking we should market this idea extensively overseas, I mean its not prostitution...no no no...its therapy. I mean, $600 and my man comes out fixed of his sexual problems....money well spent???

04-18-2007, 08:36 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	talk about crazy scientists... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-18-2007, 11:43 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	If you're so fucked up sexually that you need therapy........and somehow come to the conclusion that a sex therapist is going to benefit you and your spouse........ wait. i don't get it. you realize that you are all fucked up sexually.......and you're a married guy....who has a ...wife. and you determine that you need to pay a 'professional' to educate you? yeah.....bullshit. you want a hooker, cuz you're too embarrassed to tell your wife that you have the urge to get fucked in the ass with a dildo.....or whatever weird thing you like..... that's why hookers should be legal and regulated. Or maybe, you could just be honest with people from the very beginning and accept the consequences of their reaction. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-18-2007, 11:49 PM	#6
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Aussie sex surrogates? Yes please. Do they come in six-packs? __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

04-19-2007, 01:49 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	hey. if i wanted any lip from you, i'd have scraped it off my zipper. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-18-2007, 08:34 PM	#2
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	We Westerners are really sexually inhibited and hung-up to the point of deviance being the norm. This is an excellent idea, not prostitution in any way and could really help a lot of people, couples and families in so many ways I hesitate to even try to pin down even a few examples.

04-18-2007, 08:39 PM	#4
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Sounds like fun. Therapy used to be the accepted way for high society folks to feed their drug addictions. Now it's a way for them to indulge in prostitutes without penalty. Great.

04-19-2007, 05:13 AM	#7
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Prostitutes are very legal and well regulated over here. I dont think you need a six pack Ibby, just take the pay for 4 sessions n get the introductory session to [insert your desired act here] free.

04-19-2007, 12:54 PM	#8
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	I would never use something like this but I don't have any problem with it. I don't think it is prostitution because only 15% of cases actually had sex, not that there is anything wrong with prostitution anyways. I think this should be a last resort but if it works, it probably could do a lot for relationships and confidence.

04-19-2007, 01:51 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	zzzzzzzzziiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggg! (slinks away) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-19-2007, 01:52 PM	#12
pourbill Do-er of Deeds Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: washington, missouri Posts: 41	I used to happily reflect on how many women I had helped over the years but this makes me feel cheated. $600! I let so many get off for just the price of a show and dinner. I feel cheap now. __________________ We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails

04-19-2007, 05:04 PM	#13
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	gotta go with Lj on this. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

04-19-2007, 07:27 PM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	It would take a lot more than $600 to cure me of my sexual problems... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-20-2007, 02:09 AM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Perhaps you can get a volume discount? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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