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Old 12-16-2005, 01:05 PM   #1
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"But surely he stinketh by now."

Who said that?
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Old 12-16-2005, 01:12 PM   #2
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According to Google, Lazarus' sister, more or less.
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Old 12-16-2005, 01:19 PM   #3
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According to Google, Lazarus' sister, more or less.
Thanks Elspode. That sure was fast!

Now, who invented the number 3?

Boy, it sure is dank in here.

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Old 12-16-2005, 01:52 PM   #4
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tomas? is that u????
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 12-16-2005, 01:53 PM   #5
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BTW - How the hell can I get my avatar to display?
I can see it. If I click on your public profile. There are no avatars on posts here.
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:13 PM   #6
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Too bad. A picture is worth a thousand words. To wit...



Just describing the background colors could take many lines, and nothing could capture the emotion.

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Old 12-16-2005, 02:22 PM   #7
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tomas? is that u????
Tomas de Torquemada, mein frau?
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Old 12-17-2005, 12:00 AM   #8
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Too bad. A picture is worth a thousand words.
Indeed. And we don't need an extra thousand words added to each post.
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:16 AM   #9
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Too bad. A picture is worth a thousand words. To wit...



Just describing the background colors could take many lines, and nothing could capture the emotion.

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with your bad taste this is prolly as close as you will ever come to having sex.
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Old 12-18-2005, 10:06 AM   #10
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It would be cool if the male fly had Jeff Goldblum's face.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 12-18-2005, 11:34 AM   #11
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with your bad taste this is prolly (sic) as close as you will ever come to having sex.
So what's wrong with a picture of two flies fucking? I'll bet your bedroom walls are covered with snapshots of your hamsters getting it on, and your dogs, cats and siblings tastefully going down on themselves. Wasn't it one of your deities who said "Go forth and multiply."?

And if you speak as well as you spell, I doubt even a fly will let you fuck it.
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Old 12-18-2005, 05:14 PM   #12
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I doubt even a fly will let you fuck it.
Well, maybe just this one...

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Old 12-18-2005, 06:05 PM   #13
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Quoting yourself.
Now that's a class act.
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Old 12-18-2005, 06:23 PM   #14
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Thank you.
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Old 12-18-2005, 06:29 PM   #15
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What else you using for bait on that trolling line besides the Bible, there, Humbug?
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