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05-30-2008, 08:19 AM
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Snowflake
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I beat my wife.
In a dick-sucking contest.
Chuck Norris was the judge. There were no survivors.
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05-30-2008, 08:58 AM
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always nice to learn a new skill. Too bad you can't enjoy it. Being dead and all.
the voice from beyond the grave!
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05-30-2008, 09:12 AM
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Your Bartender
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Shouldn't this be in the "things you're good at" thread?
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05-30-2008, 11:31 AM
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I can hear my ears
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Quote:
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05-30-2008, 11:37 AM
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yep. that's what he said. He also said he's dead. Overcome from the experience, I guess.
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05-30-2008, 11:43 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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05-30-2008, 12:02 PM
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I can hear my ears
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yabbut.... Chuck's goo has the property to bring the dead back to life.
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05-30-2008, 12:07 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Arnold the Govenator would kick Chuck's ass with one leg and arm tied behind his back. KAPOWEEEEEE!
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05-30-2008, 12:13 PM
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I can hear my ears
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but chuck would call on the Lord to smite him.
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05-30-2008, 12:18 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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he is Lord resistant. he would deflect the smite on those around him. he is teflon coated smite resistant.
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05-30-2008, 12:35 PM
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you know, I bet ol' Chuck has a small weenie.
Big balls, but a small weenie. Care to verify that, Flint?
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05-30-2008, 02:14 PM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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I eat my wife.
she seems to like it and I'm too lazy to make a clone thread.
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