humor in a nutshell

Tomas Rueda · 04-09-2004, 10:37 AM

long time ago, I read somewhere that the funniest phrase is "Baby shampoo" if it is used instead of hello or other form of greeting

try it sometime, it might just work.

warch · 04-09-2004, 01:22 PM

Baby shampoo.

nope. I think your information is incorrect.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-09-2004, 07:06 PM

That's because you forgot, rinse & repeat.

blue · 04-09-2004, 07:13 PM

What the hell have you been reading?

Elspode · 04-09-2004, 08:45 PM

Nothing that promises no tears could possibly be funny.

wolf · 04-10-2004, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blue58
What the hell have you been reading?

some website on angelfire would be my guess.

(hell, everybody knows that "whale penis" is actually the funniest phrase if used as a greeting.)

Nothing But Net · 04-10-2004, 01:58 AM

but if you add the words 'in bed' to any phrase you get from a fortune cookie, it will automatically becomes hilarious.

Just so happens I had Thai food at lunch today, and kept a couple of fortune cookies until now. Let's test the theory:

'Good things come to those who wait. Be patient.' (in bed)

'You have natural grace and great consideration of others.' (in bed)

05-14-25-32-35 21 (in bed)

Works for me

Happy Monkey · 04-10-2004, 07:44 AM

Magic time is created when unconventional person comes.

(I have that on the wall in my cube)

lumberjim · 04-10-2004, 08:09 AM

"Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought."

I got this in a cookie when I was younger, and have tried to live my life by it.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-10-2004, 09:09 AM

Help, I'm trapped in a cookie factory.
We used "Under the sheets" instead of "in bed", back in the day.

Clodfobble · 04-10-2004, 03:27 PM

I have three fortunes taped to my monitor from various times in the last 6 years or so:

"You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty."

"You love Chinese food."

"Pink will be your lucky color."

blue · 04-10-2004, 05:11 PM

Oh Christ, I just noticed Clod's post count and register date, we have another LJ on board!

And she looks way better too, normal sized (and colored) head and all.

Happy Monkey...great fortune!

Clodfobble · 04-10-2004, 10:29 PM

No way, his average is 12-and-a-third a day, while mine is a mere 3-and-some-change. I cannot claim to rival the postiness that is lumberjim.

And xoxoBruce, wolf, and Undertoad all surpass me in the average department as well, to name a few. So nyeah. :p

lumberjim · 04-12-2004, 06:28 PM

there's something you should know about blue58, clodfobble:

lumberjim · 04-12-2004, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clodfobble
I have three fortunes taped to my monitor from various times in the last 6 years or so:

"You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty."

"You love Chinese food."

"Pink will be your lucky color."

lucky color?! does anyone else have a"lucky color" I feel like I'm missing out. I've heard of lucky numbers, lucky socks, even lucky underwear, but lucky colors? how would that work?

04-09-2004, 10:37 AM	#1
Tomas Rueda Master of the Domain Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Beaumont Tx 77701 Posts: 229	humor in a nutshell long time ago, I read somewhere that the funniest phrase is "Baby shampoo" if it is used instead of hello or other form of greeting try it sometime, it might just work. __________________ Tom@s _____Rueda

04-09-2004, 07:06 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's because you forgot, rinse & repeat. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-09-2004, 07:13 PM	#4
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	What the hell have you been reading? __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

04-09-2004, 08:45 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Nothing that promises no tears could possibly be funny. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-10-2004, 01:58 AM	#7
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	I don't know from baby shampoo but if you add the words 'in bed' to any phrase you get from a fortune cookie, it will automatically becomes hilarious. Just so happens I had Thai food at lunch today, and kept a couple of fortune cookies until now. Let's test the theory: 'Good things come to those who wait. Be patient.' (in bed) 'You have natural grace and great consideration of others.' (in bed) 05-14-25-32-35 21 (in bed) Works for me

04-09-2004, 01:22 PM	#2
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Baby shampoo. nope. I think your information is incorrect.

04-10-2004, 07:44 AM	#8
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Magic time is created when unconventional person comes. (I have that on the wall in my cube) __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

04-10-2004, 08:09 AM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	"Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought." I got this in a cookie when I was younger, and have tried to live my life by it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-10-2004, 09:09 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Help, I'm trapped in a cookie factory. We used "Under the sheets" instead of "in bed", back in the day. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-10-2004, 03:27 PM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I have three fortunes taped to my monitor from various times in the last 6 years or so: "You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty." "You love Chinese food." "Pink will be your lucky color."

04-10-2004, 05:11 PM	#12
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Oh Christ, I just noticed Clod's post count and register date, we have another LJ on board! And she looks way better too, normal sized (and colored) head and all. Happy Monkey...great fortune! __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

04-10-2004, 10:29 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	No way, his average is 12-and-a-third a day, while mine is a mere 3-and-some-change. I cannot claim to rival the postiness that is lumberjim. And xoxoBruce, wolf, and Undertoad all surpass me in the average department as well, to name a few. So nyeah. :p

04-12-2004, 06:28 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	there's something you should know about blue58, clodfobble: Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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