Overweight? Unhappy?

Trilby · 05-19-2008, 04:07 PM

I have a great marketing idea.

Nausea pills!!!

If we feed nausea-inducing pills to the fat public three times a day they will lose weight, sign testamonials and send big checks!~!

why haven't I thought of this evil plan before?

oh, PS. Chemo and radiation combo makes me nauseaous. I've lost weight. I think this is one small step for me, one big leap for the overweight (like me)

SteveDallas · 05-19-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Why haven't I thought of this evil plan before?

I thought the producers of reality TV beat you to this.

Flint · 05-19-2008, 11:13 PM

Brianna just invented Clockwork Orange.

Radar · 05-20-2008, 01:30 AM

Make them orange flavored!!!

Sundae · 05-20-2008, 02:59 AM

Actually there are many diet pills that do just that.
But if you're like me, nausea makes you so desperately unhappy that you'd do anything to make it stop.

Sorry to hear you're suffering from it.
The weight loss is a minor consolation.

Trilby · 05-20-2008, 06:34 AM

thanks, Sundae, you are so sweet. This is only minor nausea, though, so you can rough it out but thinking of food just makes you wanna hurl.

I like the orange flavored idea...

spudcon · 05-20-2008, 07:31 AM

Starting next year, you won't need any nausea pills here in the States. Between the TV conversion, and whichever of the 3 Stooges gets elected, we'll all be nauseated, 24/7. It's the government's evil plan to stop American obesity.

Kingswood · 05-22-2008, 09:05 PM

Oh, great. Someone else who is exploring the dubious delights of bulimia as a weight-control technique.

Just don't go there, okay? Vomit makes your breath smell bad, and if you have bad breath your best friends won't tell you even if your breath is bad enough to wilt the pot plants.

BrianR · 05-22-2008, 10:29 PM

What if we're underweight? And not happy about it?

Kingswood · 05-26-2008, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

What if we're underweight? And not happy about it?

I suggest weight training and plenty of good, nutritious food.

Trilby · 05-26-2008, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Kingswood

Oh, great. Someone else who is exploring the dubious delights of bulimia as a weight-control technique.

Just don't go there, okay? Vomit makes your breath smell bad, and if you have bad breath your best friends won't tell you even if your breath is bad enough to wilt the pot plants.

Who said vomiting? I said Nausea. Not bulimia. get over your damn self.

BrianR · 05-26-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Kingswood

I suggest weight training and plenty of good, nutritious food.

Unable due to lifestyle issues.

My doctor said to put on some weight or he'd tie me to a hospital bed and do it for me.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-26-2008, 11:11 AM

Have you tried a butt plug? I mean for plugging, not for fun.

BrianR · 05-26-2008, 04:50 PM

uh, no.

05-19-2008, 04:07 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Overweight? Unhappy? I have a great marketing idea. Nausea pills!!! If we feed nausea-inducing pills to the fat public three times a day they will lose weight, sign testamonials and send big checks!~! why haven't I thought of this evil plan before? oh, PS. Chemo and radiation combo makes me nauseaous. I've lost weight. I think this is one small step for me, one big leap for the overweight (like me) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-19-2008, 11:13 PM	#3
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Brianna just invented Clockwork Orange. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-20-2008, 01:30 AM	#4
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Make them orange flavored!!! __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

05-20-2008, 02:59 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Actually there are many diet pills that do just that. But if you're like me, nausea makes you so desperately unhappy that you'd do anything to make it stop. Sorry to hear you're suffering from it. The weight loss is a minor consolation. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-20-2008, 06:34 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	thanks, Sundae, you are so sweet. This is only minor nausea, though, so you can rough it out but thinking of food just makes you wanna hurl. I like the orange flavored idea... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-20-2008, 07:31 AM	#7
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Starting next year, you won't need any nausea pills here in the States. Between the TV conversion, and whichever of the 3 Stooges gets elected, we'll all be nauseated, 24/7. It's the government's evil plan to stop American obesity. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

05-22-2008, 09:05 PM	#8
Kingswood Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Melbourne, Vic Posts: 316	Oh, great. Someone else who is exploring the dubious delights of bulimia as a weight-control technique. Just don't go there, okay? Vomit makes your breath smell bad, and if you have bad breath your best friends won't tell you even if your breath is bad enough to wilt the pot plants. __________________ Ur is a city in Mesopotamia.

05-22-2008, 10:29 PM	#9
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	What if we're underweight? And not happy about it? __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

05-26-2008, 11:11 AM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Have you tried a butt plug? I mean for plugging, not for fun. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-26-2008, 04:50 PM	#14
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	uh, no. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

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