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Old 06-25-2006, 03:28 PM   #1
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Gravy on that Rice?

George W. Bush reportedly sleeping with Condoleeza Rice. What do you think?
Reports out of Washington (some being denied, some not quite being denied) have stated that First Lady Laura Bush has moved out of the White House after becoming incensed with her husband for reportedly having an extramarital affair with Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice. If these late-breaking reports are true, what do you think it means for the President, the administration and the country?

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3 weeks ago
I did not make it up. I am hearing it on national radio right now.

3 weeks ago
here is an update and a link:

http://www.waynemadsenreport.com/...

June 1, 2006 -- UPDATED -- Rocky shoals for Bush marriage? Informed sources Inside the Beltway report that First Lady Laura Bush has established temporary residence in the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, DC as a result of a tiff with President Bush over an extramarital relationship involving her husband. Mr. Bush's tryst is said to involve Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. It is not known how long Mrs. Bush plans to remain at the Mayflower, however, her security detail has been present at the hotel during hours when the First Lady would normally be residing in the White House. While she was National Security Adviser, Rice, who has never been married, referred to George W. Bush as "my husband" before she corrected herself and said, "President. Bush" Rice was speaking at a dinner hosted by New York Times bureau chief Philip Taubman when she made her "husband" remarks.

WMR is tracking the Laura Bush story.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=1006060220329
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Old 06-25-2006, 04:28 PM   #2
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Eeeeeew. Too creepy to think about.
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Old 06-25-2006, 04:31 PM   #3
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And that guy in the Clinton administration who committed suicide, well it was really the Clintons who murdered him.
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Old 06-25-2006, 05:27 PM   #4
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I see where your going with this:

Clinton murdered someone: false
Clinton slept around: true

Bush slept around: false
Bush murdered someone: _________
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Old 06-25-2006, 06:43 PM   #5
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Having a tough time believing this.
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Old 06-25-2006, 07:49 PM   #6
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Why, Bruce?

Georgie, Porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.

Connie salivates when she speaks of our beloved (sic) leader. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if he were sleeping with her. I guess the aura of power gets her off, it sure can't be W.'s needle dick.
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Old 06-25-2006, 09:28 PM   #7
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Oh I was sure they were banging like screen doors when I first saw her during her nominations.

It's written all over their faces. C'mon take a look at Laura. Does she look like she puts out?

OK test question:

You are drunk at a bar AND high on coke. You see L and Condi sitting across the room, you have only one shot at getting laid that night. Regardless of your personal tastes in women, which one do you think is most likely to agree to submit to your power/ domination trip and end up in the sack with you in a kinky B/D snog fest?
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Old 06-25-2006, 09:32 PM   #8
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Connie wins again.
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Old 06-25-2006, 10:20 PM   #9
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Maybe this needs to be a poll thread.
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Old 06-25-2006, 10:44 PM   #10
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"As I was telling my husb— As I was telling President Bush."
  • Condoleezza Rice, Newsweek, May 3, 2004
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:23 AM   #11
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Hilarious if true. If only because Bush squeaked by on the last election due to strong support from the "moral"/"Christian" (I use both words loosely) factions in the country.
And while Condi isn't in the same league as Laura, I've never seen Mrs. Bush wearing a pair of thigh-high leather boots...
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:17 AM   #12
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Why, Bruce?

Georgie, Porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.

Connie salivates when she speaks of our beloved (sic) leader. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if he were sleeping with her. I guess the aura of power gets her off, it sure can't be W.'s needle dick.
Oh, I've seen them salivating. I find it hard to believe Laura would move into a hotel and not go back to Texas.
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:45 AM   #13
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Oh, I've seen them salivating. I find it hard to believe Laura would move into a hotel and not go back to Texas.
I find it hard to beleive that Laura just wouldn't "accidentally" drive over Connie in her car. Its how Laura has solved relationship problems in the past.
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Old 06-26-2006, 12:04 PM   #14
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Choices.....choices....let's see do I want ?




real gravy on rice ?



or do I want


gravy on rice bad pun and tabloid news ?


nah




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Old 06-26-2006, 03:08 PM   #15
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Honestly? A whole post just to whine about the title of the thread... you gotta' be joking?
Can someone wrap-up a' life please?
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