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Old 01-18-2009, 12:45 PM   #1
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Sex trivia

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Old 01-18-2009, 02:54 PM   #2
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This is sooo wrong. Not the fact, just pairing the fact with the picture.
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Old 01-18-2009, 03:52 PM   #3
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16 percent of young Americans have had sex as an act of revenge.
And where were they all when I was in high school?

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A study in New Zealand revealed that young women with piercings (besides earrings) change sexual partners more often than other women. (University of Otago Medical School)
Anyone care to comment?

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In another study, 54 percent of people say they have had sex at their work place.
Only if getting screwed by the company you work for counts.
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Old 01-18-2009, 05:03 PM   #4
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A study in New Zealand revealed that young women with piercings (besides earrings) change sexual partners more often than other women. (University of Otago Medical School)

Anyone care to comment?
I'd guess that it's got to do with the fact that in NZ there's two fairly clear groups. The ones who go to church, and the ones who don't. If you go to church you don't get piercings and you don't fuck around. If you don't go to church, you can do pretty much whatever you like till your mother catches you. (This is my perspective of the islander population moreso than the white population though)
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Old 01-18-2009, 08:59 PM   #5
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--Sexsomnia is the term US scientists use for people who perform sexual activities unconciously during sleep. The spectrum ranges from masturbation to sexual intercourse - in the event that the sexsomnia patient comes across a partner. About 80 percent of the sexsomnia cases occur with men. (Journal of Clinical Forensic Medicine)--

SO thats my problem...
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Old 01-18-2009, 09:02 PM   #6
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---Sexual intercourse takes place about 2778 times around the world every 5 seconds.---

Who told these people about my life??? LOL
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Old 01-19-2009, 07:56 AM   #7
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---Sexual intercourse takes place about 2778 times around the world every 5 seconds.---
Five seconds?


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33,6 percent of Germans use sexual aids when they masturbate.
It's what the other 66.4% use them for that has me puzzled.

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Three percent of women plan household chores while having sex.
3% of their partners are doing it wrong.
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Old 01-19-2009, 08:31 AM   #8
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On average women have 11 bras in their cupboard and 22 panties.
Once again, I fail
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83 percent of women would go celibate for a year in exchange for 100.000 euros.
Right, where's my 300,000 Euros?!

Good find Dar!
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Old 01-19-2009, 12:59 PM   #9
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Human sperm has more than 30 ingredients. These include fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, citric acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12 and a whole lot of salt and enzymes.

I suppose it's too late for this to be of any use to misty....?
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Old 01-19-2009, 01:40 PM   #10
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You mean -- you could create a recipe if you could find all the ingredients?
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Old 01-19-2009, 01:57 PM   #11
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oooh definetly...

and now for my first recipe...

Semen Cupcakes...with chocolate frosting
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Old 01-19-2009, 02:01 PM   #12
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McDonalds did it already
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Old 01-19-2009, 02:49 PM   #13
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You mean -- you could create a recipe if you could find all the ingredients?
A friend of mine used to insist that recipe was called "Egg Drop Soup."
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Old 01-19-2009, 04:57 PM   #14
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But I love Egg Drop S ----

oh dear
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:28 PM   #15
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A study in New Zealand revealed that young women with piercings (besides earrings) change sexual partners more often than other women. (University of Otago Medical School)
Anyone care to comment?
Yes. It is much the same notion as "If she smokes, she pokes".
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