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Old 12-01-2010, 08:59 PM   #1
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Reduce the Deficit

Here is a game where you can do it yourself. Give it a shot. It doesn't take long.
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Old 12-01-2010, 10:21 PM   #2
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How to reduce the deficit plan

1. 3 month welfare cap. If you can't find a job in 3 month then you're not trying.

2. Pay it back former dead beat. If you were on welfare and you now have a job pay back the money.

3. Castrate intercity criminals. Drug crimes, armed robbery crimes and gang crimes. The type of people who commit these crimes make babies who grow up to commit these same crimes.

4. Give people who watch FOX NEWS and listen to Rush a tax brake. It's a well known fact that conservatives use less government than liberals do. Less liberals = less deficit

5. Take Iraqs oil as payback for our liberating them.
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Old 12-01-2010, 11:02 PM   #3
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Has to be a sock puppet.
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Old 12-01-2010, 11:07 PM   #4
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Too raw, Bullitt. I think we can rightly take la Emma at face value. She's too inclined to troll, but this seems her sole sin.
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Old 12-01-2010, 11:59 PM   #5
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And her only trick too UG. Don't get sucked in just because she seems to share your political views to a point.
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Old 12-02-2010, 12:18 AM   #6
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Oh, I'm not. Raw, crude, immature -- but not I think a detriment to the Republic just by existing.
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Old 12-02-2010, 05:38 AM   #7
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intercity criminals
Ha! At least we know this isn't UG. Would intercity criminals be mostly bankers and politicians?
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Old 12-02-2010, 09:19 AM   #8
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Intercity. Like intercity trains. Damn those long distance travelling criminals!
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Old 12-02-2010, 04:48 PM   #9
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Easy for the cops though, just pick up a train schedule.
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Old 12-02-2010, 05:33 PM   #10
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I could have been an intercity criminal had Kasich not come along and put the kibosh on the plans for an Ohio railway system. grumble grumble.
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:58 PM   #11
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4. Give people who watch FOX NEWS and listen to Rush a tax brake.
Wow. Give Rush a brake for Christmas. Then all deficits are stopped. Nobody knew until Emma arrived.

Maybe we should spend more for anti-lock tax brakes? No. Locking type is necessary for intercity criminals.
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Old 12-06-2010, 08:51 AM   #12
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LOL!
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Old 12-06-2010, 09:54 AM   #13
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LOL!
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Old 12-06-2010, 11:29 AM   #14
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LOL!
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