NSFW but not WTF, just NSFW

xoxoxoBruce · 01-28-2017, 05:54 PM

I absolutely love this painting. A powerful statement.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-13-2017, 02:42 PM

These a very short videos of a woman playing with fruit. They're mp4s on instagram so I'll give you the links.

Link1

Link2

Link3

Gravdigr · 02-13-2017, 03:08 PM

Ok, now I can't eat fruit around people anymore.

fargon · 02-14-2017, 07:49 AM

WHS^

BigV · 02-14-2017, 10:03 AM

Ow.

lumberjim · 02-14-2017, 04:46 PM

So, I was looking for the date of Steak and a BJ day....

The grapefruit technique. It's interesting.....but the video's highlight is the aggressive way and the noises she makes when demonstrating.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-14-2017, 07:23 PM

I like her technique but the hole she cut is waaay to big.

captainhook455 · 02-14-2017, 10:49 PM

I would need a bigger grapefruit, maybe use a cantaloupe.

tarheel

Gravdigr · 02-15-2017, 02:21 PM

I still don't want grapefruit juice in m'peehole.

And too much noise.

Thanks anyway.

lumberjim · 02-15-2017, 04:14 PM

The cantaloupe has a hollow center. Maybe a Watermelon for your huge wang?

captainhook455 · 02-15-2017, 08:45 PM

More like huge imagination.

tarheel

xoxoxoBruce · 02-22-2017, 01:52 PM

Ever wonder how they make sex dolls?

Clodfobble · 02-22-2017, 04:58 PM

Impressive detail. Reminds me of how funny "Lars and the Real Girl" was.

BigV · 02-22-2017, 10:08 PM

Funny, and treated. a little sad how he was treated.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-22-2017, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Impressive detail. Reminds me of how funny "Lars and the Real Girl" was.

What are you doing in this thread, people will think you're a dirty girl... at least we'll hope so.

01-28-2017, 05:54 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	NSFW but not WTF, just NSFW I absolutely love this painting. A powerful statement. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-13-2017, 02:42 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	These a very short videos of a woman playing with fruit. They're mp4s on instagram so I'll give you the links. Link1 Link2 Link3 __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-13-2017, 03:08 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ok, now I can't eat fruit around people anymore. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-14-2017, 07:49 AM	#4
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	WHS^ __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

02-14-2017, 10:03 AM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Ow. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-14-2017, 04:46 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	So, I was looking for the date of Steak and a BJ day.... The grapefruit technique. It's interesting.....but the video's highlight is the aggressive way and the noises she makes when demonstrating. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-14-2017, 07:23 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I like her technique but the hole she cut is waaay to big. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-14-2017, 10:49 PM	#8
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I would need a bigger grapefruit, maybe use a cantaloupe. tarheel

02-15-2017, 02:21 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I still don't want grapefruit juice in m'peehole. And too much noise. Thanks anyway. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-15-2017, 04:14 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The cantaloupe has a hollow center. Maybe a Watermelon for your huge wang? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-15-2017, 08:45 PM	#11
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	More like huge imagination. tarheel

02-22-2017, 01:52 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ever wonder how they make sex dolls? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-22-2017, 04:58 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Impressive detail. Reminds me of how funny "Lars and the Real Girl" was. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

02-22-2017, 10:08 PM	#14
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Funny, and treated. a little sad how he was treated. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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