NBN's Holiday Photo? (NSFW!)

Elspode · 12-01-2003, 11:45 PM

It does kind of look like his work...

SteveDallas · 12-02-2003, 08:38 AM

It looks kind of painful.

On the other hand, I'm given to understand that some people like that kind of thing.

ladysycamore · 12-02-2003, 09:14 AM

Wow..um, gulp! LOL! Now that's talent.

FileNotFound · 12-02-2003, 10:10 AM

Oohhh...

So THAT's what NSFW stands for...lol

xoxoxoBruce · 12-02-2003, 10:37 PM

Thank You.

juju · 12-02-2003, 10:49 PM

That is completely awesome.

Elspode · 12-02-2003, 11:37 PM

At the risk of being overly, well, *descriptive*, I'm betting that the successful completion of this stunt is largely dependent on the supporting structures being thoroughly erected prior to the installation of the decorative items. If I were engineering this particular display, I would first utilize manual digital stimulation (colloquially known as "tweaking"), followed by a brief application of localized temperature reduction.

Oh...and silicone implants to make the now-firm supporting structures stick out more.

SteveDallas · 12-02-2003, 11:55 PM

I'm surprised you didn't throw in a discreet back brace, to keep the back arched at the proper angle.

Nothing But Net · 12-04-2003, 02:17 AM

My own version of a Christmas card will be forthcoming to all of you soon, if you know what I mean

No, it won't be pornographic (maybe), but it will be cool.

BTW, where did you get that pic?

Scopulus Argentarius · 12-04-2003, 06:29 AM

Egads....its cold over there...

plthijinx · 12-09-2003, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing But Net
My own version of a Christmas card will be forthcoming to all of you soon, if you know what I mean

No, it won't be pornographic (maybe), but it will be cool.

hey NBN, the card isn't going to involve your lawn care man "Hector Juan Caliente" is it?

now if you'll excuse me, i have to scroll back to the alps i mean tit.. uh, TOP.

OnyxCougar · 12-10-2003, 10:21 AM

Too bad the balls aren't purple.

Elspode · 12-10-2003, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing But Net
My own version of a Christmas card will be forthcoming to all of you soon, if you know what I mean

No, it won't be pornographic (maybe), but it will be cool.

BTW, where did you get that pic?

Someone on a local Pagan list sent it to the group...I'm sure it was one of those 'harvested from the Internet' sort of pics.

12-01-2003, 11:45 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	NBN's Holiday Photo? (NSFW!) It does kind of look like his work... Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-02-2003, 09:14 AM	#3
ladysycamore "I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me." Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In Sycamore's boxers Posts: 1,341	Wow..um, gulp! LOL! Now that's talent. __________________ "Freedom is not given. It is our right at birth. But there are some moments when it must be taken." ~Tagline from the movie "Amistad"~ "The Akan concept of Sankofa: In order to move forward we first have to take a step back. In other words, before we can be prepared for the future, we must comprehend the past." From "We Did It, They Hid It"

12-02-2003, 10:10 AM	#4
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	Oohhh... So THAT's what NSFW stands for...lol __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-02-2003, 10:37 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Thank You. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-02-2003, 11:37 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	At the risk of being overly, well, descriptive, I'm betting that the successful completion of this stunt is largely dependent on the supporting structures being thoroughly erected prior to the installation of the decorative items. If I were engineering this particular display, I would first utilize manual digital stimulation (colloquially known as "tweaking"), followed by a brief application of localized temperature reduction. Oh...and silicone implants to make the now-firm supporting structures stick out more. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-02-2003, 08:38 AM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	It looks kind of painful. On the other hand, I'm given to understand that some people like that kind of thing.

12-02-2003, 10:49 PM	#6
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	That is completely awesome.

12-02-2003, 11:55 PM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'm surprised you didn't throw in a discreet back brace, to keep the back arched at the proper angle.

12-04-2003, 02:17 AM	#9
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Thanks, Elspode, for the vote of confidence My own version of a Christmas card will be forthcoming to all of you soon, if you know what I mean No, it won't be pornographic (maybe), but it will be cool. BTW, where did you get that pic?

12-04-2003, 06:29 AM	#10
Scopulus Argentarius Your current user title is: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: BTR Posts: 301	Egads....its cold over there...

12-10-2003, 10:21 AM	#12
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Too bad the balls aren't purple.

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