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Old 05-05-2009, 05:54 PM   #1
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Her parents must be so proud.

http://www.ksbw.com/news/19373165/detail.html
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:16 PM   #2
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:26 PM   #3
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That's a lot of text messages.
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:52 PM   #4
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Impossible based upon the 40 hour a week job + school + sleep, eating...
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Old 05-06-2009, 04:32 AM   #5
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How about this one...sent them an itemized bill which charged them over $26,000 for texting. The bill came in a box which cost $27.55 just to send the bill.

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Old 05-06-2009, 07:37 AM   #6
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That one is more believable. Well, except for that part about the guy actually having a wife. I picture him living in his mom's basement.
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:23 AM   #7
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Speaking of texting, did you guys see the video of the MORON who was texting while driving (a bus!!!) and he slammed into the SUV in front of him? That guy should go to jail and be an example for all the other morons who think they can drive and text at the same time!
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:30 AM   #8
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...or the women who put on their makeup, or people who smoke, or drink, or eat, or or or or...
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:34 AM   #9
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Hey!

I can eat a chili dog, figure out the jumble and drive down a windy road with my knee while rolling a fattie!


er...at least I used to be able to do those things.
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:10 AM   #10
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Some never stopped - - - - till they hit something
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:26 PM   #11
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*chuckles* from the article about the record breakers:

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April came as a relief to Andes' wife, Julie, who had found his phone tied up with texting when she tried to call him on lunch breaks.

"She was tired of it the first few days into it," Andes said.
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:33 PM   #12
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I can eat soup(with a spoon) and drive just find.
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Old 05-07-2009, 07:21 PM   #13
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There's no way that's true.
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That's a lot of text messages.
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Impossible based upon the 40 hour a week job + school + sleep, eating...
I dunno, it's certainly extreme, but I think it's possible. I say this because in college I was addicted to ICQ for awhile (instant messaging, nobody used texting in those days.) I would have conversations with 6-8 people at one time, to cover the lag between responses. I'd be typing pretty much constantly from about 8 PM until 2 AM, sometimes later. Plus, if her phone plan is anything like mine, they count both sent and received text messages. And remember how short and inane each single message can be:

What's up?
Nothing. You?
At work. It sucks.
Yeah. Me too.

It's not about logging 400+ messages an hour, it's about having a dedicated block of time each evening to really text at full speed.
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:38 PM   #14
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And remember how short and inane each single message can be:
ok ok, but you are showing your age

What's up? w/u?
Nothing. You? ntn u
At work. It sucks. wrkn sux
Yeah. Me too. yeh me2

I see my kids texting sometimes and its like a whole new language - Kingswood would have a heart attack if he/she ever saw the butchering they do.
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Old 05-07-2009, 10:22 PM   #15
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Also, it could be she taps out one text and sends it to 20 recipients. Is that counted as one or 20? This could help manage the numbers.
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