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Old 02-27-2008, 08:08 AM   #1
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Bitchin' Movie Ideas

Ok, dude, see...there's this monster, and this monster only kills surfers. So, like, all the surfer dudes and dudettes form a vigilante squad. But wait, dude...this one chick...the monster falls for her, man. He falls hard. He kidnaps her and takes her to his monster lair, where he tries to be nice to her but keeps eating her fingers off, one by one. Still, dude, she totally digs this monster 'cause there's something lonely about him. Then they try to run off together but the surfers have set a trap. They lock them up in the lifeguard hut, and the chick finds a key but she can't use it cause she got no fingers, and the monster can't use it cause he's all like, tentacles and shit. So they die. The surfers feel kinda bad and devote their lives to raising money for monster awareness.

It's a monster meets girl, gets girl, eats girl...feel-good kind of flick.

What do ya think, dude?
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:35 AM   #2
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They could send them to the Monstersorri School from Avenue Q.
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:29 AM   #3
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Brilliant......any way of working in a teenage trainee wizard?
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:33 AM   #4
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Sure...he can do the car chase scene!
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:39 AM   #5
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Brilliant! Broomsticks versus cars! I love it!
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:40 AM   #6
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Stick with me, folks. I'm goin' places.

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Old 02-27-2008, 09:43 AM   #7
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Where's the gratuitous nudity? You need a surfer beach party or something with some nudity. A naked surfer dudette gets up and walks away from a dude after an interlude, and promises to be right back. We think the monster will eat her, but really, when she comes back, we see that the monster ate him!
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:48 AM   #8
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Ahhhh, yeah. That there is that twisty thing we need. The nudity, I kinda counted on that to be a running theme. We need guys like Merc to want to see it, too. (JUST KIDDING. I KID)

*scribbles on script*
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Old 02-27-2008, 10:44 AM   #9
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Old 02-27-2008, 10:47 AM   #10
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I have a friend who has a friend (Zack Biens) who makes movies for Troma. Maybe he can get this done for you. (He made a really good short movie called, "The Misled Romance of Cannibal Girl and Incest Boy.")

If you've got time, you can watch some of his films on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/benbizjack
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