Good 'Ole boy -v- Bubba

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How to tell a Good ' old boy -v- a Bubba -v- an ultra Bubba ,

I know you Yankyish northern folks don't have Any of these up these in Yankie land , but here is a a small primer for telling a Good ol' boy from a Buba ,

You get stuck in a pot hole that is deeper than it looks ,

A good ol' boy pulls up in his F350 and says " I TOLD Leon to fill that damn hole in !!!!! Hang on I have a logging chain to pull you out with !!!"

A Bubba , pulles up on his golf cart , and clears off some of the beer cans for you to place to sit to give you a ride to some where to call for help

An Ultra Buba strolles up beer in hand and says " hang on I'll get help " and shows up with his wife and 8 kids to tow you out of the hole ,,, " hell she's strong , she spit out all those kids didn't she ???? Want another beer ????"