What is The Cellar?

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The Federated Commonwealth of the Cellar is a down home Grifftopia of laboratory rats, toads, cougars, beasties, trolls, loggerjims, jaguars, wolves, flintlocks, monsters, briantics, nutty ducks, limeys, spuds, levees, mates, madmen, jesus loving hangabouts, suicidal Japanese torikazes (some with exslopsive tempers), and assorted xoxoxo types alianthed together while kitsuming mercurially in a skysid perspective that looksout upon the world while cloddling aimeely from the sheldon safety of a sycamore tree located in a terminated virtual universe.

Dar I say this insoluble spectacle is too long for a welcome page? Maybe I should use my noodle and ask my BrainR.