Code in my nothe.

Shawnee123 · 10-30-2007, 11:53 AM

I feel thick ath a dog, if the dog ith thick. Called in yethterday with a fever, a thore throat, acheth, painth, and an upthet thtomach. Only reathon I am here today ith my both(th) ith out and I felt rethponthible. My friendth tried to make me go home thith morning but I am toughing it out.

Perhapth I will get lucky, it will develop into poo-no-moan-ee-a, and I'll get a couple dayth off.

[/thad thick perthon whine]

ZenGum · 10-30-2007, 12:13 PM

I'm too lazy to check ... did you get a 'flu shot this year?

Go home, dammit. Unless you are on an executive level of package you aren't being paid for that kind of responsibility. And you will recover faster and not spread the 'flu to everyone else. But be sure to sneeze on your boss's phone mouthpiece before you go. If you suffer, so should they. And just you watch them take sick leave.

Spexxvet · 10-30-2007, 01:54 PM

Go home, drink plenty of fluids, take two aspirin, and call me for sex....I mean in the morning.

Shawnee123 · 10-30-2007, 01:55 PM

OK, I have an appt coming at 4, then I'm outta here. I may go home, run a bath, and just stick my head in it.

Spexx: sex, even with you, doesn't sound like the cure for what ails me!

HungLikeJesus · 10-30-2007, 02:53 PM

You won't get better until you've passed it on to at least three others.

At least, that's my theory.

Excuse me. I must disinfect my keyboard and monitor now.

DucksNuts · 10-30-2007, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

You won't get better until you've passed it on to at least three others.

At least, that's my theory.

Excuse me. I must disinfect my keyboard and monitor now.

I concur with this theory.

Hack in your boss' face, then go home Shawnee. Youre bound to feel heaps better instantly

Shawnee123 · 10-31-2007, 08:50 AM

Heehee...boss was on vacay, but the bosses boss could use a good hacking on!

I feel infinitely better today. Didn't even need the 30$ copay. I have a new song, with my different doctors I've had to see lately:

Here a pay
There a pay
Everywhere a co-pay
Oh yes Anthem stole my arm
Ee I ee I oh

HungLikeJesus · 10-31-2007, 10:16 AM

Shawnee - I read your song. I think you need another day of rest.

Shawnee123 · 10-31-2007, 10:45 AM

DucksNuts · 11-01-2007, 05:15 AM

Its a pretty shitty song Shawnee

Shawnee123 · 11-01-2007, 09:05 AM

Hey, I never claimed to be Hal David, or even Larry David.

Sundae · 11-01-2007, 03:18 PM

I think for someone with pleuresy, flu and TB combined you wrote a pretty good song actually.

Glad to hear you're feeling better - HM lay around doing practically nothing for his three week "cold" before going to the doctors and finding out it's asthma. Women just get on with things.

Shawnee123 · 11-01-2007, 03:30 PM

You forgot syphilis (crap, did I say that out loud?)

If I could have gotten away with it I would have taken another day off. Now the phlegm is breaking up and sometimes I get the prettiest little tune when I inhale. Not that I inhale, mind you.

What's green and skates?

Peggy Phlegming

Sundae · 11-01-2007, 03:33 PM

Can I just rub it in by saying my GP gave me vitamins (as well as my anti-depressants, both FREE) at my last appointment as a preventative measure for the winter. I'll miss his freebie lark when I'm working again.

Shawnee123 · 11-01-2007, 03:36 PM

Cool deal. Hopefully, this will be it for the season for me. It has been fairly nice out, and dealing with a cold isn't so bad when sleet and snow isn't beating you in the face when you go out. Then again, working in a public college... I'm a big fan of the hand sanitizer, and I may be on the road to compulsive hand washing.

10-30-2007, 11:53 AM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Code in my nothe. I feel thick ath a dog, if the dog ith thick. Called in yethterday with a fever, a thore throat, acheth, painth, and an upthet thtomach. Only reathon I am here today ith my both(th) ith out and I felt rethponthible. My friendth tried to make me go home thith morning but I am toughing it out. Perhapth I will get lucky, it will develop into poo-no-moan-ee-a, and I'll get a couple dayth off. [/thad thick perthon whine]

10-30-2007, 12:13 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I'm too lazy to check ... did you get a 'flu shot this year? Go home, dammit. Unless you are on an executive level of package you aren't being paid for that kind of responsibility. And you will recover faster and not spread the 'flu to everyone else. But be sure to sneeze on your boss's phone mouthpiece before you go. If you suffer, so should they. And just you watch them take sick leave. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-30-2007, 01:54 PM	#3
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Go home, drink plenty of fluids, take two aspirin, and call me for sex....I mean in the morning. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-30-2007, 02:53 PM	#5
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	You won't get better until you've passed it on to at least three others. At least, that's my theory. Excuse me. I must disinfect my keyboard and monitor now. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-31-2007, 10:16 AM	#8
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Shawnee - I read your song. I think you need another day of rest. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-30-2007, 01:55 PM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	OK, I have an appt coming at 4, then I'm outta here. I may go home, run a bath, and just stick my head in it. Spexx: sex, even with you, doesn't sound like the cure for what ails me!

10-31-2007, 08:50 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Heehee...boss was on vacay, but the bosses boss could use a good hacking on! I feel infinitely better today. Didn't even need the 30$ copay. I have a new song, with my different doctors I've had to see lately: Here a pay There a pay Everywhere a co-pay Oh yes Anthem stole my arm Ee I ee I oh

10-31-2007, 10:45 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206

11-01-2007, 05:15 AM	#10
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Its a pretty shitty song Shawnee

11-01-2007, 09:05 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hey, I never claimed to be Hal David, or even Larry David.

11-01-2007, 03:18 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think for someone with pleuresy, flu and TB combined you wrote a pretty good song actually. Glad to hear you're feeling better - HM lay around doing practically nothing for his three week "cold" before going to the doctors and finding out it's asthma. Women just get on with things. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-01-2007, 03:30 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You forgot syphilis (crap, did I say that out loud?) If I could have gotten away with it I would have taken another day off. Now the phlegm is breaking up and sometimes I get the prettiest little tune when I inhale. Not that I inhale, mind you. What's green and skates? Peggy Phlegming

11-01-2007, 03:33 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Can I just rub it in by saying my GP gave me vitamins (as well as my anti-depressants, both FREE) at my last appointment as a preventative measure for the winter. I'll miss his freebie lark when I'm working again. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-01-2007, 03:36 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Cool deal. Hopefully, this will be it for the season for me. It has been fairly nice out, and dealing with a cold isn't so bad when sleet and snow isn't beating you in the face when you go out. Then again, working in a public college... I'm a big fan of the hand sanitizer, and I may be on the road to compulsive hand washing.

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