Name change

[theotherguy]

I have been forced to change my name. I am no longer "new." I am now theotherguy.

Why? You pick:

a. I am hiding from the FBI and they are onto the old name. I feel certain they will never be able to figure out the change.

b. I am feeling old now.

c. Some snotty-nosed, shithead of a teenager has picked up my email address and username from a board for Treo discussion and has started sending me many annoying emails. I don't want him to google me, find me here, and start sending to the email address I use for the cellar.

d. Insert your own very interesting and highly controversial/erotic story here.