[lumberjim]

1) poppy seeds or sesame seeds?


Sesame. do poppy seed have any flavor?


2) what is the title of the printed book physically closest to you right now?


N.A.D.A Title and Registration Textbook



3) on/in what type of vehicle do you least like to be a passenger?


bicycle. don't much care for hanging from my taint



4) vacation to The North Pole or the Equator?


North Pole. There are no elves at the equator, only hostages


5) where is the most annoying place to have an itch?


Sphincter!


6) parsley or cilantro?


Parsley. fuck Cilantro. taste like tin


7) can you touch your toes with your fingertips without bending your legs?


I think I can!
*farts*


8) will you be glad to see the back of the 20teens?


Always glad to move into the future


9) what color is your aura tonight?


bored colored --- taupe



10) do you have any tattoos?


I have one giant tattoo of a fat white guy all over my entire body