Why ain't Shel the one getting plugged?
He's the gay. Why
I gotta get stabbed in the chili ring?
ETA: Don't get me wrong, here. I might try teh gayness, if it wasn't for all that butt-fucking, and cock-mouthing.
And the guy-kissing...ugh, the guy-kissing. How do ya keep the beards from tangling, btw?