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- The artists I've played keyboards for have sold a combined total of over 30 million albums.
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True. Melissa Etheridge and Nelly Furtado make up the lion's share of that.
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- I was adopted at birth, and raised by wolves. Well, not wolves exactly, but fundamentalists.
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True. Not only are they fundamentalists, they embrace the label. Well, my mom does at least.
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- I can read 7 languages, but only speak 3.
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FALSE! I can read 3 (English, Spanish, Old Dead Greek) and only speak 2 (English, Spanish)
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- I once drank 16 alcoholic beverage in an evening (Vegas), and awoke the next morning with no hangover, nothing, zip, nada. The liver of the Irish, that's what I've got.
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So true. Ah, good times.
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Feel free to be personally abusive in your comments.
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I'm very disappointed by the quality of personal abuse received in the replies. You can do better, people!