[ off topic - I get every last drop in there through a special trick I call "standing over the toilet and shooting mostly straight down". It's amazing how well this works.
However, after I got shot, when I was in the hospital... my depth perception and equilibrium were naturally quite damaged... which lead to... uh... some spillage (all over the place). ]
I am trying to think of more tasteless jokes, but I have yet to come up with any. I'll go looking tonight or tomorrow online
