Quote:
Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?
|
2 up front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray.
A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette.
"My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the father.
"Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl.
"You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?" shrieks the father.
"I don't remember," says the girl. "I was completely drunk."