[Sundae]

I've started tonging mine when I go out.
Which means about three times a year.
I'd love to have a perm but my hair is pretty much straw at the ends.

Nasty hairdresser (as in she works in a nasty cheap place) rattled on about me having to put product on my hair three times a week. For five minutes a time. I could easily fit it into my "beauty routine" she sez.

Beauty routine? I pretended to have Asbergers. Said nuffink. I've learned polite anti-social.
My first thought was to tell her I only washed my hair once a week anyway, so she lucked out. I'm not fussed about the condition of my hair - it's a renewable resource. I'd have had it cut much shorter if that chain wouldn't have called it a restyle and charged more for it.
She also suggested I had my eyebrows tinted to go with my hi-fashion cut. I think that was just her revenge because I wanted a short fringe (bangs). And I only get that so I don't have to go back too soon.

TBF she gave me the best cut I've had from there.