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Ralph tarring the roof of 742 Evergreen:
Ralph: "Mr. Simpson? The tar fumes are making me dizzy."
Homer: [in hammock, drinking a Duff] "Aahhh..yeah, they'll do that."
Marge worried about Bart in the treehouse:
Marge: "What do you think he's doing up there?"
Homer: "Drug lab."
Marge: "Drug lab?!"
Homer: "Or reading comic books, what am I, Kreskin?"
And there was an episode recently, "Bart-Mangled Banner", where the family got Gitmo'd. You could quote the entire script if you wanted to...so funny.
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