Ok, so I flipped to the thread, and this is what my eyes read:
"Mrs Lookout just called me to tell me that our lovely son just died."
and I thought, "Holy Shite! ... and your first thought was to post about it on Cellar? ... as an Urban Legend? ... dude, you are f'd up, Lookout!"
Then I reread it, and now everything's cool. Also, I like the fact that none of us know you or your wife, so we're free to picture her as
Rebecca Stamos. I mean, I'm sure your wife is hot and all, but this just works better for me.