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xoxoxoBruce · 03-13-2015, 04:50 PM

Since the seventies MA has been actively building the wild turkey population(feathers not bottles), and they've become a huge pain in the ass.

The flockers travel in feathered biker gangs, think they own the joint, eat everything in sight, treat bird feeders as private stash, attack pets & kids, and will take out a windshield in a heartbeat. The damn things can run about 25 mph and fly at over 50 mph, so a 15 or 20 pound bird can hit hard. They're vying with deer to be the biggest pain in the ass.

03-13-2015, 04:50 PM	#312
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Since the seventies MA has been actively building the wild turkey population(feathers not bottles), and they've become a huge pain in the ass. The flockers travel in feathered biker gangs, think they own the joint, eat everything in sight, treat bird feeders as private stash, attack pets & kids, and will take out a windshield in a heartbeat. The damn things can run about 25 mph and fly at over 50 mph, so a 15 or 20 pound bird can hit hard. They're vying with deer to be the biggest pain in the ass. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.