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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
Plus, there's only one Sun and one Moon. Therefore, there is only one God.
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But that's a total of two. Two round things; boobies, two gonads, two Gods. Well, one God and one Satan. So we should all chop off one nut and one jug. But which one? Put you hands on the TV screen! Then put your hands in your wallet, and then I'll tell you.