Pie, yep I'm a pie guy, pie over cake even though it's usually more trouble to serve and eat requiring a dish
and fork, at least in someone else's house. But that said, what are these people thinking?
It must have taken hours to make them look like that. It delays the scarfing while everyone oohs and ahhs,
plus we can't cut them before Myrtle gets here and she's always late.
Besides, they could have used the time spent making them look all fancy to do something of real value...
make more pies.
