|
1) What are the first and last pieces of clothing you put on when getting dressed? First, underwear. Last, hat, or coat if Ima wear one.
2) Did you make any New Year's Resolutions this year? Nope, not a one.
3) What is your Chinese Zodiac Sign? Monkey
4) This Question Intentionally Left Blank
5) Did the Monkey kill the Hobo? Yes.
6) With the Typewriter in the Cellar? No, with a Shawnee in Ohio.
7) Chips/Crisps or Peanuts? Peanuts, wrapped in M&Ms.
8) If we ignore it, will it go away? No, it'll get infected.
9) If we ignore it, does it exist? Not for house cats, or Gravdigrs.
10a) 2020 -Two thousand-twenty or twenty-twenty? Twenty-twenty.
10b) How about 2019? I called 2019 (and still call it) a fucking bastard.
11) Boggle or Yahtzee? Boggle.
12) What is the design on the most favorite coffee/tea mug/cup you ever owned? My Harley-Davidson coffee cup.
13) D, L or R? Takes all three to make a dollar.
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
|