I can't imagine anything more horrifying than being a Republican, so I figured, if'n I were going to be undead, I'd want to be really scary. I also want to sit around and smoke cigars and drink single malt scotch and point fingers at the heathens. Not sure about the fat pasty white man look, but hey, I'll be undead, what will I care?
All the other monsters are SO last century. 'Cept that lice guy, I don't know who that is.
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