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footfootfoot · 01-06-2009, 05:18 PM

I just got a message from God, he told us to take your moral inventory. It's nothing personal, strictly a formality. We'll be over in about 20 minutes to make sure you are all right in the eyes of God. Mkay?

By the way, just in case, not that I think we'll need them, but is there a large pile of grapefruit sized stones in walking distance to your house, or should we bring our own?

I still don't get why anyone cares who someone is boinking as long as it doesn't involve kids or scare the livestock.

01-06-2009, 05:18 PM	#46
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I just got a message from God, he told us to take your moral inventory. It's nothing personal, strictly a formality. We'll be over in about 20 minutes to make sure you are all right in the eyes of God. Mkay? By the way, just in case, not that I think we'll need them, but is there a large pile of grapefruit sized stones in walking distance to your house, or should we bring our own? I still don't get why anyone cares who someone is boinking as long as it doesn't involve kids or scare the livestock. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs