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Originally Posted by BigV
I can just see this on a big poster on the inside of Glinda's chicken coop on the wall opposite all the... nests/brooding boxes? whatever. And they sit there, staring up at the wall, willing their guts to save their meat.
You're brutal Glinda.
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Aw, it ain't so bad being one of my birds.
Just this morning I cooked rice for them, shredded some carrots, chopped up some cucumbers, lettuce, and watermelon, and smushed half a package of corn chex, and they had a feast. My "special" birds - the four that either can't/don't get along with the others or are in Chicken Rehab - also got some canned corn, shelled sunflower seeds, and dried mealworms.
Hell, when I die I want to come back as one of my chickens.
