Meh. The League of Gentlemen did it better:
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SCENE 12. INT. LOCAL SHOP. DAY.
EDWARD SHARPENS WHAT APPEARS TO BE A PIECE OF BONE INTO A SHARP POINT. WE HEAR SOBBING.
EDWARD:
You see, road men…this is a local shop.
WE SEE THE TWO SURVEYORS ARE HALF NAKED AND TIED TO A CHAIR. THEY STILL WEAR THEIR HELMETS.
The strangers you would bring would not understand us – our customs, our local ways.
WE SEE TUBBS SAT ON THE COUNTER, BREAST FEEDING A PIGLET. SHE SMILES IN PLEASURE.
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