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Old 05-04-2011, 03:35 PM   #9
infinite monkey
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Dear Marcus Parkus

I think 'Marcus Parkus' is a made-up name and you might be trying to hurt me. But I will answer your question: People are fucking stupid because they have two brain neurons firing and that makes them think they are smarty-pants. Which is probably what you are. I have to go now. My landlords wife is having a wake right now and I have to be there to jump out of the cake.

Sincere in my Sincerity,
PEnis Spam
Dear PEnis Spam:

Marcus Parkus is NOT a made-up name. It was the name of my father and my grandfather and his father before him and his landlord before him.

Simulatingly,

Marcel Marceau
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