1. I burned 838 calories walking 4 miles, according to the treadmill.
2. I busted in on a guy taking a whiz and he apologised for not locking the door.
3. The kids really enjoyed the tacos I made for dinner
4. There is currently a live squirrel foot sticking thru the insulation around the ac unit in my son's window.
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