[Sundae]

V has a black step-dad?
I have no idea why that should surprise me. In fact I am slightly disappointed in myself that it does. But it's cool and unusual in my world.

Sandy, you are not unphotogenic.
You just haven't found the right photographer.
Well, except that it sounds like you found the right photoshopper.

I will never get married again.
In fact I doubt I'll ever have sex again TBH.
But if I did I'd probably wear silver or lavender.
Although like many people I like the last dress best. It reminds me of onions. Yumyum.