It was gut wrenching when they demoted Pluto. Even so, it's still there for me.
But then they obliterated Triceratops, claiming it was only a baby Torosaurus.
This gaping hole in my childhood, shall not stand!
That huge hole in science, history, and the hearts of children everywhere, shall be filled with Triceracow.
Because most commercial cattle herds are polled,
Unicows are more common than Triceracows, but that just makes them more magicaler.
