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infinite monkey · 06-23-2015, 11:23 AM

I want to get into the business of writing radio commercials. They don't have to make sense, they don't have to be grammatically correct, and they don't need to include correct pronunciations.

"Did you know that some fruits are really vegetables, and some vegetables are really fruit?" Um, wrong. Maybe some foods we think of as vegetables are really fruit, and some foods we think of as fruit are really vegetables, but I assure you...fruits are really fruit and vegetables are really vegetables. Really. Totally.

(I can't find any fruit or veggie smiley so I'll just use that potato chip one.)

I have a couple more to add but I have to remember what they are.

06-23-2015, 11:23 AM	#42
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I want to get into the business of writing radio commercials. They don't have to make sense, they don't have to be grammatically correct, and they don't need to include correct pronunciations. "Did you know that some fruits are really vegetables, and some vegetables are really fruit?" Um, wrong. Maybe some foods we think of as vegetables are really fruit, and some foods we think of as fruit are really vegetables, but I assure you...fruits are really fruit and vegetables are really vegetables. Really. Totally. (I can't find any fruit or veggie smiley so I'll just use that potato chip one.) I have a couple more to add but I have to remember what they are.