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IM, wanting a cowboy quiz made me remember this Steven Wrightism:
(paraphrasing): I was sitting on the bus the other day when I noticed this girl crying. I noticed her because she was six feet tall, with blonde hair, and blue eyes, and she was Chinese.
I asked why she was crying, and she told me she didn't want to discuss it with a stranger on the bus. I told her sometimes it helps to talk out your troubles with a complete stranger on the bus.
She thought about it and said that she was crying because she was a six-foot tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Chinese girl who only gets turned on by Jewish cowboys.
I said Hi, my name's Bucky Goldstein.
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