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Gravdigr · 08-09-2018, 02:57 PM

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One night about a hunnert years ago, me and my buddy were sitting on the square at about 3-4 in the morning. No traffic. I mean nothing for over an hour. We hear a car coming and we both look toward the sound. I SHIT YOU NOT, a 71 El Dorado convertible pulling a car trailer comes by the town square, at 3-ish in the damn morning, pulling a ten foot-tall pink elephant wearing horn-rimmed glasses and holding an eight-foot martini glass w/an olive the size of three pregnant watermelons in it.

I'm still looking the direction it went when my buddy looks back the other direction and says, to no one in particular, "I didn't see a damned thing."

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08-09-2018, 02:57 PM	#258
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	[Thread drift]: One night about a hunnert years ago, me and my buddy were sitting on the square at about 3-4 in the morning. No traffic. I mean nothing for over an hour. We hear a car coming and we both look toward the sound. I SHIT YOU NOT, a 71 El Dorado convertible pulling a car trailer comes by the town square, at 3-ish in the damn morning, pulling a ten foot-tall pink elephant wearing horn-rimmed glasses and holding an eight-foot martini glass w/an olive the size of three pregnant watermelons in it. I'm still looking the direction it went when my buddy looks back the other direction and says, to no one in particular, "I didn't see a damned thing." [/Thread drift] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.