[lumberjim]

You're a doctor. I know your job is low on your list of priorities at this stage in the game, but when your nest is empty, I'd like to suggest you look to marketing as a career. Your experience fund raising, and superior command of language, the whip sharp wit, and purple hair....high motor, go getter... Chaos on a broomstick, messy bossy pillar of strength..... Creative and crafty.

Or... Manage musical acts. You have horrid taste in music though, so you'd have to work for an agent.

Might as well have fun at your current job. Tell then I said you should be in charge of the signs for all holidays, real and imaginary.